“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

– Michael Scott from The Office

“If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing, don’t regret it one bit cause he had it coming.”

– Taylor Swift

“The difficult is done at once, the impossible takes a little longer.”

– Charles Alexandre de Calonne

“Well, she sort of fades into the background after awhile you know, like a smoke alarm.”

– David Rose from Schitt’s Creek

“When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.”

– Andy Milonakis

“Where you invest your love you invest your life.” 

– Awake My Soul by Mumford & Sons

“When it comes to beer, everyone’s tastes are different and no one is wrong.”

– My buddy, Roger L.

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”

– The Doctor from Doctor Who

“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn.”

– Hank Hill 

“Save water, drink beer.” 

– Anonymous