“When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.”
– Andy Milonakis
“All good things arrive unto them that wait – and don’t die in the meantime.”
– Mark Twain
“When it comes to beer, everyone’s tastes are different and no one is wrong.”
– My buddy, Roger L.
“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn.”
– Hank Hill
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