“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

– Michael Scott from The Office

“When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.”

– Andy Milonakis

“All good things arrive unto them that wait – and don’t die in the meantime.”

– Mark Twain

“When it comes to beer, everyone’s tastes are different and no one is wrong.”

– My buddy, Roger L.

“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn.”

– Hank Hill